Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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