Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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