I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs