I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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