I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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