So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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