Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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