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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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