He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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