Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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