am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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