Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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