So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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