Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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