New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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