I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
