That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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