Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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