When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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