I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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