I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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