So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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