I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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