have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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