He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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