can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
3pm strippers are depressing
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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Have fun and good luck.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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