He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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