I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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