So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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