Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize