Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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