Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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