lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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