she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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