I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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