I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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