she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I could fuck to npr.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
