Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Randomize