It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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