so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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