i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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