that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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