dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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