guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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