Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You work out of a Hotel?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
