No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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