we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
