R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The Olympian is in my bed
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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