I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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