your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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