He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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