Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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