i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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