I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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