you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's never too late to be topless.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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