There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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