I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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