Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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